Gleneagles Central Australia Tour 2000
Quote Zone
21/6
Michelle
T. 'What time are we crossing the border?
22/6
Stacy W.
(in Marla, close to the N.T. border) 'Hey Mr. Beard, you should
have brought your surfboard and we could go surfing now!
Michelle G & Lauren Y 'Are
we in Central Australia or still in S.A.?'
David H (Also in Marla) 'These Dim Sims taste
crap in N.S.W!
Mr V. 'I saw it whan I was asleep'
Bree (in front of the fire) 'Something's
burning'
Karlene (2 mins later) 'So what was burning?'
Michelle T 'My hairs going to dry wet!'
Rebecca 'The shower was so slippery, I broke my
neck'
Mark 'Just because I wear a bra, doesn't mean
I'm a cross dresser'
Michelle G 'On camp, every time I see Mrs Singh,
I still keep covering my earings'
Karlene (work this one out) 'The fire's going to
catch fire'
Stacey W (perhaps taken out of context)
'Rebecca's foot is up my bum and I have two people on top of me'
Chrystal
'How do you wake up?'
23/6
Michelle
T (when Kylie's alarm went off) 'Those lucky (people)
getting phone calls this early'
Chris (bus driver) 'We are staying there Friday
and Saturday night, which is one after another, so it works in
good.'
Katie B 'How do they mow the lawn here?'
Mr V 'Don't go in groups of one'
Nicole (after taking her mattress out of her
tent to sit on) 'Where's my matress?'
Chrystal 'Do we have to put our tents inside?'
Stacey W 'I can't walk there, I've got no feet'
24/6
Mr
Beard (at 5.30 am to Luke) 'Why isn't everyone up? It's
7.30am!' To which Luke responded 'that's because it's 5.30' So Mr
Beard said ' Oh Fruit'
Karlee (Referring to the bus) 'Where's the
boat?'
Lauren Y (on the t-shirts) 'Do we write our own
name?'
Cassandra 'Are those mountains natural?' (Mrs
Singh's best student)
25/6
Paul G
(tissues?) 'I like the smell of wet ones'
Lauren Y 'It looks like it smells'
Mrs Singh (At the Ross River Camp Site, while
crossing the river.) 'I wonder what river this is?'
Kate O'D 'Where's the outside of our tent?'
26/6
Jarrod
O'C (looking at a postcard of Ayres Rock) 'Don't call me
stupid, but is this Ayres Rock?'
27/6
Michelle
T 'If I die, my boyfriend will kill me!'
'My heads rushing to my brain!'
Chrystal 'Take your time but hurry up!'
'Can we take the camel ride on the beach?'
Mr Beard (Repeatedly) 'Man is not a camel after
all'
28/6
Bree
'Don't eat with your mouth full'
Jasmine (on top of Ayres Rock) 'I can see the
sea from here!'
Sarah (In the shadow of Ayres Rock) 'Is that
Ayres Rock?'
Mr Beard, Mr V & Chris
(Repeatedly) 'Hows the serenity?'
Mr Beard (on the plane) 'Those people down there
look like ants
oh, we haven't taken off yet.'
Luke M (on top of Ayres Rock, on the phone) 'Hey
Mum, go outside and wave
I can see you from here!'
Mr Beard (a joke) 'A man rides his bike up to
the milkbar and asks for a big M. The shopkeeper says 'Chocolate
or Strawberry?' So the man says 'No it's alright mate, I've got
my bike outside.' ??
29/6
Donna
'This cold water is boiling'
Luke M (about how long 7-11 is open till) '24
hours, 12 days a week'
Mr Beard (Repeatedly) 'It's a beautiful thing'
'The border into SA should just say '6 more hours till Victoria'
Brendan (with the best and last quote on camp)
'Too many Freaks, not enough circuses!'